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Slabovic

(Vic, chug chug chugalug chug/of Vic...)

The pigs were safe from big bad wolf in their house of brick
Huffed and puffed til he was stuffed, should've got a slabovic

Jack got slack and spilt the beans, gosh that boy was thick
Livestock's worth much more than that, should've got a slabovic

Better get a slab, better get a slab, better get a slabovic x2

Hitler's nasty party tried to give the Jews the flick
His party didn't go as planned, should've got a slabovic

Romeo found Juliet looking really sick
Instead of sculling cyanide, should've got a slabovic

Better get a slab, better get a slab, better get a slabovic x2

Gautama Buddha sat for days, he thought he was a stick
Enlightenment can wear you down, should've got a slabovic

Christ in crisis on the mount, gotta feed the poor and sick
Dealt them out fish sandwiches, should've got a slabovic

Better get a slab, better get a slab, better get a slabovic x2

(Bonus Xmas verses!)
Red nose Rudolf pulled the sleigh for for jolly old Saint Nic
By Boxing Day his nose was blue, should've got a slabovic

The children of the world left food, but Santa's feeling sick
Much milk and cakes make tummy aches, should've got a slabovic

© Mal Webb 1988