Oblivious Man, he's the guy
When trouble's at hand, he walks on by
Up in the air and down on the ground
He's unaware of all that's around
Mr Oblivious
Captain Oblivious
Oblivious Man's never fussed
With head in the sand, he's non nonplussed
Hints miss completely, his skin is thick
Even the subtlety of a brick
Mr Oblivious
Captain Oblivious
How is it he came to be this way? A falling coconut? A dodgy pie? A cosmic ray?
Was he born so free of gorm? Could this be how he'll stay?
Oblivious Man has no vice
If you need a hand, he won't think twice
Chats to the bad guys, bores them to tears
Has no idea he's done that for years
Mr Oblivious
Captain Oblivious
Oblivious Man's not alone
His unwitting clan, of clones has grown
Signs never seen and words never heard
He's unperturbed by all that's occured
Mr Oblivious
Captain Oblivious
See him blithly walk into the fray
The bad man's plans don't stand a chance, with OM in the way
Evil's inadvertently averted by him each day
Oblivious Man he's the best
In peril and strife he stays unstressed
Up in the air and down on the ground
He's unaware of all that's around
Mr Oblivious
Captain Oblivious
Emporer Oblivious
Lord King Oblivious
General Oblivious...ness
©Mal Webb 2007