Mal's Melody Menu
Welcome to my gig. It's free entry, but paid exit! It's a door deal without a door bitch.
You can pay me either by random contribution (notes and gold only) or by ordering from this menu
of my songs, for the bargain price of $5 each (you can share if you're a bit financially challenged).
Bonus chocky bikky (from the Buffy tin) with each request and the chance to perform minor surgery on the fluffy turtle (if you're very careful). CDs are $20. Bon appetit!
Drinks:
Pash Crush, Cup has no T, Wake up, Soy Dandy", Slabovic, Drop
Appetizers:
Diphthong, Make Up, Contraceptive Personality, Keen On You
Noodles:
Laksa, Letter L, Larry, Hug, Helen Lane, Yabro, Councillor Ed
Seafood:
One Man's Fish, My Turtle, Bike, Packrack, Trainer Wheels, TLA
Poultry:
You're Grouse, Magpie", Dodgy, Think Too Much, You Don't Know
Pork:
Doona Hog, Designer Dog, Two and a Dog, Girl of my Dreams
Game:
Roofrack, Waterbear, Paper Over or Paper Under, Missing Link
Offal:
Tip of my Tongue, Fried Larynx, Grey Matter, Knees, Falling Out
Heavy meals:
Brick, Get Over It, When No one Calls, Emotional Baggage Handler
Battered:
15*, Daddo Bros*", Target Aircon*, You're Not Cool*
African:
Kododo*, Marsha*, Cono*, Djembe, Odd One Out, Kimba*
Salads:
Little Green Fruit, Carrot, Ringbark, Litter, Gotta Be True, URFES
Sweets:
Pi, Porridge, Tim Tam Slam, Take the Time, Anything, Anytime
Bread and cheese:
Future Generations, Buttercup, Fourth Arm, Cobbler, Got to Go
*Not of Mal's pen "Freerange
Who is Mal Webb? Not sure, but these people said these things about him:
"You have an amazing voice, but we don't like your kind of music here" -School student in Ceduna SA.
"Terribly clever....I haven't heard lyrics like that since Cole Porter" -Phillip Adams (ABC radio).
"It usually doesn't work when people go on after me, but that did"- Bob Downe
"You're a freak"-Ani DiFranco.
"Cute songs"-Kaz Cooke.
www.malwebb.com
For an MSword version of this (for printing), click here
Welcome to my gig. It's free entry, but paid exit! It's a door deal without a door bitch.
You can pay me either by random contribution (notes and gold only) or by ordering from this menu
of my songs, for the bargain price of $5 each (you can share if you're a bit financially challenged).
Bonus chocky bikky (from the Buffy tin) with each request and the chance to perform minor surgery on the fluffy turtle (if you're very careful). CDs are $20. Bon appetit!
Drinks:
Pash Crush, Cup has no T, Wake up, Soy Dandy", Slabovic, Drop
Appetizers:
Diphthong, Make Up, Contraceptive Personality, Keen On You
Noodles:
Laksa, Letter L, Larry, Hug, Helen Lane, Yabro, Councillor Ed
Seafood:
One Man's Fish, My Turtle, Bike, Packrack, Trainer Wheels, TLA
Poultry:
You're Grouse, Magpie", Dodgy, Think Too Much, You Don't Know
Pork:
Doona Hog, Designer Dog, Two and a Dog, Girl of my Dreams
Game:
Roofrack, Waterbear, Paper Over or Paper Under, Missing Link
Offal:
Tip of my Tongue, Fried Larynx, Grey Matter, Knees, Falling Out
Heavy meals:
Brick, Get Over It, When No one Calls, Emotional Baggage Handler
Battered:
15*, Daddo Bros*", Target Aircon*, You're Not Cool*
African:
Kododo*, Marsha*, Cono*, Djembe, Odd One Out, Kimba*
Salads:
Little Green Fruit, Carrot, Ringbark, Litter, Gotta Be True, URFES
Sweets:
Pi, Porridge, Tim Tam Slam, Take the Time, Anything, Anytime
Bread and cheese:
Future Generations, Buttercup, Fourth Arm, Cobbler, Got to Go
*Not of Mal's pen "Freerange
Who is Mal Webb? Not sure, but these people said these things about him:
"You have an amazing voice, but we don't like your kind of music here" -School student in Ceduna SA.
"Terribly clever....I haven't heard lyrics like that since Cole Porter" -Phillip Adams (ABC radio).
"It usually doesn't work when people go on after me, but that did"- Bob Downe
"You're a freak"-Ani DiFranco.
"Cute songs"-Kaz Cooke.
www.malwebb.com
For an MSword version of this (for printing), click here