Mal's Melody Menu
Welcome to my gig. It's free entry, but paid exit! It's a door deal without a door bitch.
You can pay me either by random contribution (notes and gold only) or by ordering from this menu
of my songs, for the bargain price of $5 each (you can share if you're a bit financially challenged).
Bonus chocky bikky (from the Buffy tin) with each request and the chance to pat the fluffy turtle (if you're very lucky).
CDs are $20. Bon appetit!
Drinks:
Pash Crush, Cup has no T, Soy Dandy, Slabovic, Drop, Ad for Beer, Walkabot
Appetizers:
Diphthong, Make Up, Contraceptive Personality, Keen On You, Oblivious Man
Noodles:
Laksa, Letter L, Larry, Hug, Helen Lane, Yabro, Councillor Ed, So Over You
Seafood:
One Man's Fish, My Turtle, Bike, Packrack, Trainer Wheels, TLA
Poultry:
You're Grouse, Magpie, Dodgy, Think Too Much, You Don't Know, Rooster Tree
Pork:
Doona Hog, Designer Dog, Two and a Dog, Girl of my Dreams, Sound of Love
Game:
Roofrack, Waterbear, Paper Over or Paper Under, Missing Link, Win
Offal:
Tip of my Tongue, Fried Larynx, Grey Matter, Knees, Falling Out, Whinge
Heavy meals:
Brick, Over the Hill, Cope, When No one Calls, Emotional Baggage Handler
Battered:
15*, Daddo Bros*, Target Aircon*, You're Not Cool*, On Come the Men*
African:
Kododo*, Marsha*, Cono*, Djembe, Odd One Out, Kimba*
Bush Tucker:
Wawirri*, Tyerrty Atyenh Map*, Kurlu-Ju Ngurrju*
Salads:
Little Green Fruit, Carrot, Ringbark, Litter, Gotta Be True, URFES
Sweets:
Pi, Porridge, Tim Tam Slam, Take the Time, Anything, Anytime, ∆, Wake Up
Bread and cheese:
Future Generations, Buttercup, Fourth Arm, Cobbler, Got to Go
*Imported Ingredients "Freerange
Who is Mal Webb? Not sure, but these people said these things about him:
"You have an amazing voice, but we don't like your kind of music here" -School student in Ceduna SA.
"Terribly clever....I haven't heard lyrics like that since Cole Porter" -Phillip Adams (ABC radio).
"It usually doesn't work when people go on after me, but that did"- Bob Downe
"You're a freak"-Ani DiFranco.
"Cute songs"-Kaz Cooke
For a PDF version of this (poifect for printing), click here
Welcome to my gig. It's free entry, but paid exit! It's a door deal without a door bitch.
You can pay me either by random contribution (notes and gold only) or by ordering from this menu
of my songs, for the bargain price of $5 each (you can share if you're a bit financially challenged).
Bonus chocky bikky (from the Buffy tin) with each request and the chance to pat the fluffy turtle (if you're very lucky).
CDs are $20. Bon appetit!
Drinks:
Pash Crush, Cup has no T, Soy Dandy, Slabovic, Drop, Ad for Beer, Walkabot
Appetizers:
Diphthong, Make Up, Contraceptive Personality, Keen On You, Oblivious Man
Noodles:
Laksa, Letter L, Larry, Hug, Helen Lane, Yabro, Councillor Ed, So Over You
Seafood:
One Man's Fish, My Turtle, Bike, Packrack, Trainer Wheels, TLA
Poultry:
You're Grouse, Magpie, Dodgy, Think Too Much, You Don't Know, Rooster Tree
Pork:
Doona Hog, Designer Dog, Two and a Dog, Girl of my Dreams, Sound of Love
Game:
Roofrack, Waterbear, Paper Over or Paper Under, Missing Link, Win
Offal:
Tip of my Tongue, Fried Larynx, Grey Matter, Knees, Falling Out, Whinge
Heavy meals:
Brick, Over the Hill, Cope, When No one Calls, Emotional Baggage Handler
Battered:
15*, Daddo Bros*, Target Aircon*, You're Not Cool*, On Come the Men*
African:
Kododo*, Marsha*, Cono*, Djembe, Odd One Out, Kimba*
Bush Tucker:
Wawirri*, Tyerrty Atyenh Map*, Kurlu-Ju Ngurrju*
Salads:
Little Green Fruit, Carrot, Ringbark, Litter, Gotta Be True, URFES
Sweets:
Pi, Porridge, Tim Tam Slam, Take the Time, Anything, Anytime, ∆, Wake Up
Bread and cheese:
Future Generations, Buttercup, Fourth Arm, Cobbler, Got to Go
*Imported Ingredients "Freerange
Who is Mal Webb? Not sure, but these people said these things about him:
"You have an amazing voice, but we don't like your kind of music here" -School student in Ceduna SA.
"Terribly clever....I haven't heard lyrics like that since Cole Porter" -Phillip Adams (ABC radio).
"It usually doesn't work when people go on after me, but that did"- Bob Downe
"You're a freak"-Ani DiFranco.
"Cute songs"-Kaz Cooke
For a PDF version of this (poifect for printing), click here