The girl of my dreams
Has the head of a donkey
The girl of my dreams
Ran me over with a steam roller
The girl of my dreams
Turned into my mother
The girl of my dreams
Made me fall off my tricycle

So I never wish upon a star

The girl of my dreams
Threw my leg in the ocean
The girl of my dreams
Is right into bootscooting

©Mal Webb 2000

Inspired by a few years' bout of Glandular Fever. I sure didn't want those dreams coming true!