Bio:
In brief:
Mal
Webb: Vocal gymnast, multi-instrumentist and songwriter. Ballads, beatbox
and beyond. A jolly jaw dropping journeyman. Eclectic, ebullient and even
educational. Mal Webb uses a world of vocal techniques and writing styles
and plays guitar, mbira, slide trumpet, chromatic harmonica, a loop recording
pedal called Derek
and the audience... a lot. A founding member of the Oxo Cubans, Sock and
Totally Gourdgeous, he plays sometimes with The Cat Empire and Bomba and
did the music for the Lano and Woodley TV show and Wogs Out of Work. Mal
played mbira and sang "Eagle Rock" with Ross Wilson on John Safran's Music
Jamboree on SBS and did mouthdrums and stuff for Kaya on the X Factor (Channel
10). Ani DiFranco said "You're a freak!" after Mal played support for her.
Mal has spent a lot of time mucking about.
"Terribly clever....I haven't heard lyrics like that since Cole Porter"
-Phillip Adams (ABC radio).
"You're doing your own thing with the guitar...it's great"
-Doug DeVries.
"Cute songs"
-Kaz Cooke.
"That was great. I wish you'd played more, though I can understand why
you didn't"
-at a pub gig in Tamworth (Australia's country music capital).
"You have an amazing voice, but we don't like your kind of music here"
-High school student in Ceduna, South Australia.
"Nah Man, you sound like Stevie Wonder"
-Vince Jones (just after I'd sung "Kimba the White Lion").
"I'm just off to buy your CD..."
-Rory McLeod.
"Is he alright? He sounded a bit like a chook"
-Elderly Sydney ABC radio listener.
"You're a freak"
-Ani DiFranco.
"That was fantastic. So when are you going to do something serious?"
-Rick Robertson (Sax player from DIG).
"I used to think I did weird vocal stuff, but, er, I don't"
-Julian from Arctic Boosh.
"Like a cross between Ella Fitzgerald and Bobby McFerrin"
-Monica Trapaga (Play School and stuff)
"Like an acoustic Aphex Twin"
-High praise (in my book) from a Tassie pub.
Highlights, Lowlights and Brushes with Fame
(chronological):
Being musical director of a show I didn't understand.
(Wogs out of Work)
Having a stranger pass me in the street singing one of my songs.
Hearing Tiddas sing one of my songs and get the words wrong.
Hearing Scottish singer Ruby Carter sing one of my songs and not understanding my own lyrics.
Supporting David Lee Roth at Melbourne Park with a soucous/hilife band (Afrodisa).
Being billed below the Harley rides at a uni gig (Oxo Cubans).
Having Simon Jeffes (Penguin Cafe Orchestra) be a fan at me while I was trying to pack up my gear.
Being supported by the Australian Wallabies Rugby team and the Baby Animals at a bubble gum swap card launch (Oxo Cubans).
Touring South America with a drumming band (Batacuda).
Being invited on stage to sing with Salif Keita and his band.
Doing a 6 gig, 2 day tour of New Caledonia as a One Man Band ...ouch!
Meeting Michael Winslow at a radio station in Darwin (he was very grumpy).
Having my piano composition recorded by Michael Kieran Harvey ("Piano Miniatures").
Having my first T.V. soundtrack job aired for the first time in Belgium
(The Adventures of Lano and Woodley).
Doing my First comedy show at the Last Laugh (Sock)
Singing "Mr.Sandman" as "Mr. Stats Man" on The Footy Show.
Doing 25 programmed gigs, plus umpteen sit-ins, at Woodford Folk Festival
1997/98, thus setting a record.
(Honky Trash, Sock, solo, Penelope Swales' Band and the fire event)
Having my song, "Roofrack", come runner up to a song called "Humpty
Dumpty Jumped" (Canadian Acapella Song Contest).
Doing a tea totalling pub crawl of Dublin with Jimmy Barnes (who doesn't mind a pun!)
Playing "Eagle Rock" on mbira with Ross Wilson for John Safran's Music Jamboree (SBS TV).
Playing with The Cat Empire at Womadelaide (nice).
Teaching Kerri-Anne to beatbox on her morning show (Channel 9).
Doing mouthdrums and stuff for Kaya on the X Factor (Channel
10).
Workshops.
"I didn't think it possible: If I'd known I was going to be doing this,
I would never have come; and thank God I didn't... and did!" -Wendy, after
a Mal workshop at the Tasmanian Acappella Festival.
Baboons and Pigs: Lip to Lung: Bandmouth: Tongue and Groove: Beatbox and Beyond: Your Voice is an Orchestra.
Mal Webb's workshops are a lip to lung journey through every sound you can
possibly make with a vocal tract and the physics of how it works. Pygmy yodelling,
beatbox/mouthdrums/vocal percussion, harmonics/throat singing, whistling,
mic technique, uvular fluttering, advanced clapping, vocal distortion (without
hurting!) and Inuit panting are all explored on the way to being a band with
your voice and the lead singer too.
Depending on the workshop length, other areas such as singing styles and phrasing, songwriting, effective use of a metronome and music theory can be included.
Mal can do anywhere from an hour to 12 hours (that was full on), but 2-3 hours is ideal for thoroughness without exhaustion! 18-30 participants is ideal, but really any number is workable (I had ~200 participants for an hour at the 2003/2004 Woodford Folk Festival). Any age can be accommodated, although adventurous adults are a speciality.
Mal has done workshops for the Australian Girls Choir, the Victorian College of the Arts, the Melbourne Millennium Chorus, the AcaFellas (male choir), Voiceworks WA and at many festivals around Australia and Europe.
Below are some notes that you might like to print out if you're coming
to one of my workshops.
-Ng warm up: gong (bass); sting (treble) Ernie and Bert.
-Harmonic singing (Kermit the frog and slowly closing the lips).
-Singing breathing in (like a gasp or sigh and don't let it catch).
-Pygmy yodelling (find two notes, either side of your break, and slowly
bring them together while maintaining the break).
-Basic conducting (give the warning, loaf of bread, tying the knot).
-Learning to think like a rhythm section (the kelpie and the stick).
-Loving your mistakes.
-Using spoken word as an infinite source of melodic ideas.
-"What's your dog's name?" -moving the pulse (groove) under a rhythmic
phrase by accenting the different words.
-Making riffs from odd fragments of well known melodies.
-Drums sounds: Whisper with just your lips, over-articulation of consonants
and when you add your voice, use the "ng" sound for all the vowels. Just make sure no-one can't understand
the sentence!
The underlined words are on the one.
-"Bouncing cats".
-"Bouncing kids abound, kissing kittens".
-"Bouncing pizza".
-"Baboons and pigs are beyond petite patterns".
-"Syncopated soccer boot"(my current favourite).
-"Soccer boot, soccer ball" (samba style!)
-"Saint Paul's booze problems".
-"Bounceable passion table".
-"Dancing kids are done kissing kittens" (different kick sound).
-"Don't say guitar, don't suck a dung car" with "kakadu" every
4th time.
-"Don't send a cow, don't suck a dung car" has a nice extra
kick.
-"A sickbag sick dog" (congas and shaker).
-"Dancing" (swing bass with hi hat).
-"Don King", "Bull's Jewels", "Don Johnson".
-"Zucker zimt käse" (it's German for "sugar cinnamon cheese").
-"Aunt Sue can't sing cats" (homophonically similar to the above
German one).